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Neo

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Your evil knows no bounds.
« on: March 13, 2008, 12:50:15 am »

Kayin.....you unbelievable son of a bitch.

Put an error box in the game, fine. Include a pixel perfect spot where you have to stand in a spikeroom, sure.
BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO PUT A WAY TO DIE IN THE CREDITS AFTER YOU'VE BEATEN THE GAME! ITS JUST WRONG MAN.
I was away from the keyboard, dancing around and shouting out to the entire world that I finally beat The Guy, at 12:34 am, when I saw it.
An apple in the corner of my eye.
I KNEW The Kid was gonna dodge. Or be invincible now that he had The Guy's.....gun...thing. (He became invincible to spikes)
I ran to the keyboard just in case but it was too late. The apple had struck. The gameover screen appeared, and I thought it was just a clever way to end the game, that my stats would still be saved. (And boss mode unlocked)
BUT NO SUCH THING HAPPENED.

I demand an apology.

How do you sleep at night...........

(Yes, I realize by now the rest of the forums have already beaten the game. I took afew weeks break and came back in horrible shape. Then after like 2 days of tries I got back in the habit.)

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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 12:56:26 am »

You need to hold the keys E,N,D before fighting the Guy, seeing as you didn't get the credit for beating him (I'm assuming that's the case).  But I recall that only working on the newer versions....  :-\  *notes the mentioning of "Boss Mode"*  Which I believe means you can do that. :D

Anyway, congrats on beating the game.  I don't have the Guy's portrait on my file either cause I got stuck using Slo-Mo.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 01:15:04 am »

E.N.D.................

Are you kidding............

How did anyone POSSIBLY figure THAT out!?!! I'd understand if there were any clues!

Wait...so you mean that end WAS the real end? I have version uhhh....3.0.329.0.

Should I update? (I only know about boss mode from glimpsing forum titles from afew weeks ago when everyone else beat the game XD
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2008, 01:24:02 am »

For certainty, I say download the latest version. :p

I believe Kayin told us to hold down the E,N,D keys so we could get the credit.  How else would we know of it, right? :P

And yes, that was the real ending.  You can verify that on YouTube
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 01:37:53 am »

Alright I'm downloading the latest version to try and beat him again. I can't believe I just said "beat him again".
*sigh* Anyway, what's the deal with the "ending file", it doesn't seem to do anything. And where do I put it?
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 02:08:48 am »

Oh ok nevermind, I see E.N.D summons the end.....I thought it's what saves you from the apple at the end XD
But still, where's boss rush mode? I see the backspace thing, but all the bosses are sorta......gone.

EDIT:................Oh.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2008, 05:03:08 am »

I was under the impression that the kid wasn't invincible, he just missed the spikes.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2008, 05:39:58 am »

Include a pixel perfect spot where you have to stand in a spikeroom, sure.
He huh, didn't.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2008, 11:15:33 am »

But still, where's boss rush mode?

It's at the title screen. :P  Or did you already find that?
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 03:30:05 pm »

Yeah, I found it, sorry.
And dsk, have you forgotten this innocent little room?

That's pixel perfect in my book... :P
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2008, 04:41:51 pm »

I know. The pixel perfect solution was not intended by Kayin.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2008, 05:50:39 pm »

In case you were wondering,
you were supposed to jump into that dip there. The lowering spikes are triggered by the block before it, not the pit itself.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 10:01:47 pm »

Yeah, but that spot is actually easier to get to than the intended
jump-in-mid-air-and-time-your-fall-to-the-right-perfectly maneuver
that Kayin had designed, IMO.

And for the record...
You can just push "B" on the title screen, before you do anything, to get to Boss Rush immediately.
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 05:37:40 pm »

lol
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Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 06:04:57 pm »

That's Kayin!  ::)
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