1. Do not post meatspin.
2. Do NOT post meatspin.
3. If you have an opportunity to fuck PMs, you must take it.
4. Referring to anyone besides Venser or Kayin as God is complete and utter blasphemy. However, referring to one, or both as a god or gods is never a problem.
5. If you want Venser to finish something, you have to beat him over the head until he actually does it.
6. Laugh = Lose is always in effect.
7. Any topic must have as many spinoffs as possible.
8. Liquid is always lying.
9. If you are wearing the Lion Mask, you may say anything offensive, and the offensiveness is transferred to Lion.
10. dsk is actually in Ybbald's basement.
11. SL was very inaccurate with his banhammer.
12. DD can handle any number of games at one time.
13. Nukes, endcat, nuclear cat tampons, Barry Manilow or famous books can all close shitty threads.
14. Ybbald is always getting it on with dogs and peanut butter.
15. Liquid is always lying.
16. Evan will always outdo you - he's the Gary Oak of IWBTF.
17. tijit is the Champion.
18. Never give Yule power, it won't end well
19. Liquid is always lying.
20. Ybbald must make an overly-dramatized thread about every female in his life and how he can get laid, which will never happen.
21. Never assume that a topic is actually about its title.
22. If someone implies something, implications must be implied.
23. Venser is never around for anything.
24. If the first three people don't give a damn, no one else does either.
25. Even if the thread is about something as mundane as sandwiches, expect a 3 paragraph post from Mark that about 2 people will read.
26. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
27. Unfunny necrobumps are worthy grounds for execution.
28. Kitty likes to suck cock.
29. PRO ALWAYS WINS
30. Kitty is an it.
31. The apple can not be dodge.
32. Fins must stick together.
34. If it does not exist, Arkhanno has porn of it.
35. If Arkhanno does not have porn of it, it is your job to obtain some for him.
36. Sibare is responsible (or at least we will hold him responsible) for all alts on the forum.
37. Mkid is online right now.
38. Any business conduct between two or more members must be discussed in all caps for it to be officially recognized.
39. Cantavanda WILL REVENGE
43. Ybbald has already made every thread.
44. Yule is always mafia.
45. If you don't miss people who are gone, you're not cool.
46. You're not an oldfag until you start complaining about how shitty the forum is compared to the 'old days'.
47: Protectron is always ready to protect you from dsk.
48. If a thread about changing avatars is created, five or more members must change their avatar according to what kind of avatar the OP changed theirs to.
49. Cool girls never last.
50. Liquid is always lying.
51. Serious threads deserve a few serious replies before trolling is allowed.
52. You should READ THE FUCKING RULES before posting a suggestion.
54. Dr. Venser, PhD. retroactively has a degree in every liberal art invented.
55. Venser has no idea what you are talking about.
56. Venser has too many damn rules about himself (including this one).
59. If Liquid is not lying, kindly refer to rules 8, 15, 19, and 50. Thank you and have a nice day.
69. Venser has just fabricated this quote.
